Kipper failed his science
test but got an A for imaginative thinking.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and
makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the
Earth and the Moon. All water
tends to flow towards the moon, because
there is no water on the moon,
and nature hates a vacuum. I forget
where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels
and you get intercontinental.
Q: Name a major disease associated with
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body
categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three
parts - the brainium, the borax
and the abdominal cavity. The brainium
contains the brain; the borax
contains the heart and lungs, and the
abdominal cavity contains the
five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
Q: What does the word "
A: Benign is what you will be after you