Kipper failed his science test but got an A for imaginative thinking.


 Q: Name the four seasons.
 A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

 Q: How is dew formed?
 A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

 Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
 A: Keep it in the cow.

 Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
 A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water
 tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon,
 and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

 Q: What happens to your body as you age?
 A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

 Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
 A: Premature death.

 Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
 A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax
 and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax
 contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the
 five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

 Q: What is the fibula?
 A: A small lie.

 Q: What does "varicose" mean?
 A: Nearby.

 Q: What does the word " benign" mean?
 A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

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