Some days the tunnel children can't help but pull Father's leg during school. One of their favorite tactics is asking questions designed just to irritate him.

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
Adam and Eve were the first people on earth…Did they have belly buttons?
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Do penquins have knees?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
If all the world’s a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Is the glass half empty or half full or twice as large as it needs to be?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Why are wise men and wise guys the exact opposite?
Why is it if you sit up or sit down the result is the same?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
If the grass is always greener on the other side, then once you get on the other side, will you want to come back? Will you ever be on the greener side?

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