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Seven Things You NEVER Want To Say To William
By Nefereu, Dark Dream Angel and Enchanted.

1.    I don’t really like tea. Can I have a double decaf fat free skinny latte instead?

2.    Are you sure this is beef?

3.     This stuff is ok but it definitely needs ketchup.

4.    Meatloaf again??!!!

5.    I wonder if we can get Domino’s to deliver to a street grate?

6.    Wow, I thought Catherine was an awful cook, but this dish just might be worse!!

7.    Boy, I sure hope Father still has some Alka-seltzer in the infirmary!  After this, I’m gonna need it!