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Chuckle of the Day

(Sung to the tune of “The Man on the Flying Trapeze”)

She went to the tunnels with style and with flair
With fash’nable clothes and her soft, swingy hair
‘Cause she always knew that she’d find Vincent there
And he couldn’t wait to be found

Oh, our Elliot Burch, he was handsome
But was plagued with such terrible pangs
‘Cause he never could please her one quarter so well
As our man with the claws and the fangs

They’d talk and hold hands as they walked through the park
And on Catherine’s balcony hug in the dark
One day she may fin-al-ly set off a spark
And he might kiss more than her head