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Chuckle of the Day




Pascal the Pipe Master
(Sung to the tune of “Taylor the Latte Boy”)
by Claire "Cosi"

a live version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXS0nEOx_20
including lyrics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUu1YQZv3BE 


There's a man who works down Below
And whose role is very pivotal
His role is very pivotal due to his unique skills

When I knock late in the evening he quickly relays, "C for V"
When the pipes summon my Vincent I could swear my heart grows wings.

So tonight, late in the evening I decided I should greet him,
I decided I should greet him in a proper formal way.

So tonight late in the evening when he swiftly tapped "Who are you?"
I tapped "Hi, I'm Vincent's Catherine" and he quickly answered, "Fine."
And I tapped "I'm Vincent's Catherine, and thank you for the Tunnel phone."

By the way his name is Pascal, which provides the inspiration for this poem:

Pascal the pipe master
Bring us tappings, bring us news,
Oh Pascal, the pipe master,
we need you, we need you, we need you.

So I'd like to get my nerve up to recite my poem rhythmical.
He would like the fact it's rythmical because he plays the pipes.
So tonight, late in the evening, Pascal said Vincent was waiting
At the Falls down in the Tunnels, the most awesome place Below.

And he smoothly tapped instructions for me to find the right way,
But first off he called for Vincent, and he didn't think I knew.
But I heard the other message, and first off he called for Vincent,
And I knew that other message meant that Pascal wished us well.
I tapped, "I'll be on my way now, and thank you for the code lessons!"
He tapped, "Always happy to help," because those pipes and codes are his life.

Pascal the pipe master
Bring us tappings, bring us news,
Oh Pascal, the pipe master,
we need you, we need you, we need you.

I used to be the kind of girl who'd jump when the phone rang for her
But finally a voice whispered
"Com can be cool, if you pick up the proper rock to bang with."

Pascal the pipe master
Bring us tappings, bring us news,
Oh Pascal, the pipe master,
we need you, we need you, we need you.

So many years my heart has waited
Who'd have thought that com could be so ferruginated?
Pascal, the pipe master,
we need you, we need you, we need you.
we need you, we need you, we need you.